Free Beer

A myth older than the bible. There are many different versions depending on the country or area of the world but Free Beer has always been and continues to be a method of attracting people to lame events and or boring parties. It continues to be a tease because if anyone really did experience real true free beer in its purest form, chances are they got too drunk to remember it anyways.

Free beer, free beer,
it's my favorite brand!
If I didn't have to buy it,
it's the best beer in the land!
WARM! FLAT! FUZZY!
It don't matter to me!
The best beer in this whole world,
is the one you buy for me!

Taking Free Beer describes the act wherein a man have sexual relations with a woman when she is passed out.

a myth created by cruel, unfeeling people who live to torture myself and others of my gullible ilk

beer that is without compensation... Usually a sign of good luck.

{n.} Only THE most wonderful band of all time.

Done by underage males, a guilt free beer run is an average beer run except that the person committing said beer run slams down exact change or more than the cost of the beer on his way out. This means he will not have to show his ID yet doesn't feel guilty to the clerk for "stealing." This is a prime example of a situation in which everyone wins as the underage male gets his beer and the store clerk is paid the money owed but cannot be reasonably held responsible for allowing a minor to purchase said alcoholic commodity.