freedom-fondle
To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.
I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.
Freedom Fondle
The honor of being screened by the TSA at airport security.
Tom- I feel so patriotic today, I received a Freedom Fondle at the airport today.
Susan -I can't wait to get mine over Thanksgiving!
Susan -I can't wait to get mine over Thanksgiving!
Freedom Fondling
The TSA's new security measures, including pat-downs and strip searches. Term used by people who support the government no matter their incompetence.
Hold on! You can't criticize the TSA like that! It's not gate rape, it's freedom fondling!
Freedom Fondling
Giving a hanjob while wearing a make America great again hat and an American flag as a cape
Kevin: ”what you do with her last night”
Andrew: ”got a freedom fondling from that girl...make sex great again!”
Andrew: ”got a freedom fondling from that girl...make sex great again!”