Freedom Tray

An object of great power, exuding mucho mojo due to its Austin Powers-like kitschy geekiness. This item is highly sought after for its ability to bring great strength to bear on practically any situation, for its capacity to bring about either harmony or radical change, and for the enormous sexual energy either lost due to conquest by it or bestowed upon those lucky enough to conquer it. The Freedom Tray is all-powerful...