Freefing
When you're in public and need a shit, and your anus relaxes and you start turtle heading, but manage to suck it back in and your bowels make a noise.
Guy: What's with that look on your face?
Girl: I was just freefing sorry.
Guy: Oh I thought I sensed a vague smell.
Girl: I was just freefing sorry.
Guy: Oh I thought I sensed a vague smell.
Freef
The male counter-part of a queef, smells extremely bad and may also be physically impossible.
Man 1: ....Dude what smells like dick?
Man 2: There is a slight possibility I may have freefed.
Man 1: What the fuck is that?
Man 2: *Sigh* Urban dictionary it Bitch.
Man 2: There is a slight possibility I may have freefed.
Man 1: What the fuck is that?
Man 2: *Sigh* Urban dictionary it Bitch.
eef freef
Used as the slogan for internet meme, sbubby. "Eef Freef" is a non-nonsensical edit of "Eaten Fresh"
Sbubby - The place to Eef Freef
eeff freef
When you have that one “friend” who is just a degenerate and says the most retarded shit.
Nat: oh hey check out what I found
Sam: That looks like two people having a cucumber fight
Dean: FUCKING EEFF FREEF
Sam: That looks like two people having a cucumber fight
Dean: FUCKING EEFF FREEF