Freemanbearpig
A lazy man who sleeps to often to avoid being messed with. A Freemanbearpig will likely react violently to being messed with in any form. To work off the "Rage" from being messed with, Freemanbearpig will sharpen any number of knifes in his possession.
1: "Dude, i just stole Freemanbearpigs curtains, hes gonna flip shit when he wakes up and finds them gone again."
2: "Freemanbearpig just woke up. He's got his K-Bar out and hes looking for you."
2: "Freemanbearpig just woke up. He's got his K-Bar out and hes looking for you."