Freemon

One of pale complexion that lacks the ability to grow eyebrows. They are notorious mouth breathers. Typically non-photogenic in nature and one should use caution while operating a camera near or around one, as they will always attempt to look awkward in backgrounds of photographs.

a Jamaican word that helpfully combines the word "freedom" and the word "man" (pronounced "mon"), thus shortening the commonly heard sentence, "enjoying your freedom, man?" to "enjoying your freemon?"