free-range face
n.
one whose face is one or many of the following: ugly, flat, broad, dirty, or scraggly, with an implication that cows, sheep and/or other ranch animals are allowed to graze unchecked upon their face.
one whose face is one or many of the following: ugly, flat, broad, dirty, or scraggly, with an implication that cows, sheep and/or other ranch animals are allowed to graze unchecked upon their face.
"Watch for wolves, free-range face!"
free-range face
An ugly ass person. Also called puzzleface.
steve alfonso has a free-range face