Freeze-a-tron
The yet to be invented appliance that is the opposite of a microwave.
Subject A. "Dude the best I could manage was a warm 30 pack of Schlitz"
Subject B. "Awww crap man, I wish we had a freeze-a-tron to chill these beauties right up"
Subject B. "Awww crap man, I wish we had a freeze-a-tron to chill these beauties right up"