French Garden McFisty
Whereby a person inserts their fist up a woman's ass after repeated close fisted punches to the anus. The effect is complete when the arm is inserted up to the elbow (lube optional, but appreciated). The free arm can be utilized to implement a donkey punch or a DELUX French Garden McFisty (when the off arm is inserted in a piston-like manner)
Some bitch at the music store talked back to me, so I punched her in the ass till I gave her a French Garden McFisty. She still wouldn't shut up so I donkey punched her.