French Waffle
V. To pour hot syrup down someone's ass crack while simultaneously slapping their ball sack with a waffle.
"Dude that stripper said she would give me a french waffle, I don't think my ass can handle it."
French Waffle
The act of pouring hot syrup down somebodys ass while slapping their balls with a waffle. Commonly only a dumbfuck would do this.
Yoooo bitch gimee a french waffle