french ferris wheel
The act of tying someone to a spinning wheel and taking out your erect penis, so the person's face will be repeatedly dick-slapped with each spin.
"How'd Kate get that black eye?"
"I gave her a french ferris wheel."
"I gave her a french ferris wheel."
french wheel
A specific type of Cuban that worries exsessively about his hair and plays baseball
Wow that Clint is such a French wheel