Freshcorn
The most amazing last name EVER. Can create several hilarious nicknames, such as, Corny, Freshpotatoes, Rottencorn, Vegetable Girl, Corn Sells, and so forth. A name that can incite annoying responses that mock how stupid that last name is. But overall, Freshcorn is a pretty entertaining and enjoyable last name.
"FRESHCORN?!? And I thought I had a bad last name!!"