Freshly brewed pot of win
A saucy little line to use when someone inquires as to how you're utterly dominating whatever challenge or obstacle life throws at you.
Can also be used to insult somebody by replacing "win" with "fail", i.e. Wow you're brutal, did have you a freshly brewed pot of fail this morning?
Can also be used to insult somebody by replacing "win" with "fail", i.e. Wow you're brutal, did have you a freshly brewed pot of fail this morning?
Hank: Wow you aced the calculus exam how the hell did you do that?
Jarod: I start off every day with a freshly brewed pot of win.
Jarod: I start off every day with a freshly brewed pot of win.