freshman day
A day where upperclassmen "hunt" down freshman. Usually occurs around the second week of school or homecoming. They usually ziptie book bags shut, hit them, draw on them and so on. It's a way of saying "welcome to highschool"
"Hey johhny, lets get Mike the freshman. It's freshman day today. I brought some zipties"
Kick A Freshman Day
A very special day that lands on the same day as tax day (April 15th), normally practiced in high schools. The goal of the day is to kick as many freshman as possible, and the more freshman you kick the greater your social standing becomes. Kicking the bigger freshman is well respected, because even though it is against the rules, sometimes they kick back...
(Teacher): Hey! Stop hazing that poor freshman!
(Student): But sir, it's April 15th. Kick a Freshman Day.
(Teacher): O RLY?!?!?! (kicks freshman) I completely forgot! Carry on.
(Freshman): Ow....
(Student): But sir, it's April 15th. Kick a Freshman Day.
(Teacher): O RLY?!?!?! (kicks freshman) I completely forgot! Carry on.
(Freshman): Ow....
Pet a Freshman Day
The day of December 3rd, when all upper-classmen (high school & college) adopt a Freshman, as if they were a pet at the homeless shelter, and pet them, like a pet bunny, but more domesticated.
John: hey man, you gonna attend Pet a Freshman Day?
Mark: yea man, I even bought a nice little cage with a water bottle in it.
John: that's sick dawg.
Mark: yea man, I even bought a nice little cage with a water bottle in it.
John: that's sick dawg.
Pet a Freshman Day
Day that takes place on the first Friday of December that is dedicated to "making freshman feel more inferior than they already are" by petting them in a loving, non-harmful way. The best petting occurs with the little ones, getting a solid pet right on their heads. It is made even better by shouting "You're so adorable!" in a high falsetto during the pet.
Rob: Yo dude, are you celebrating Pet a Freshman Day this year???
Alex: OF COURSE! I pet freshman all the time, now we can all celebrate their adorable awkwardness together!
Alex: OF COURSE! I pet freshman all the time, now we can all celebrate their adorable awkwardness together!
Freshman skip day
Freshman everywhere across the United States skip school on February 28 every year
Hey it’s national freshman skip day
Me: really bet get all of our freinds to skip then
Me: really bet get all of our freinds to skip then
freshman haze day
Upperclassmen target as many freshmen as they can , on this day , typically in November. During this day in November onow as freshman Haze day , Upperclassmen bully , rape , kiss, and more to as many freshman as possible. The person with the most victims is known as the hazer of the year .
freshman haze day
Freshman ditch day
Don’t go to school
I don’t have to go to school today it’s freshman ditch day