fresh one
A good hard smack across the face, generally in response to someone saying or doing something obviously stupid. The goomba equivalent of a pimpsmack, yet not exclusive to hoes as recipients.
"Hey, Jelly... you want a fresh one? You know we don't discuss Mr. Vitti's health outside the family".
a fresh one
a fresh one is another term for an email based mortgage lead.
"Here is a fresh one" Crip said
slap me a fresh one
When a brotha be finna get a high five outchu
Tyrelle: Ay yo Dre
Dre: What up kid, slap me a fresh one.
Dre: What up kid, slap me a fresh one.
Bend A Fresh One
Bending a fresh one is a remark you give to someone when they are pissing you off.
Telling them to bend a fresh one means to take a fresh dump.
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Fresh One
1. When something (normally a bodily function) occurs. Used normally in the end of a sentence or as a response to a certain event.
2. When you nut onto/into anything.
2. When you nut onto/into anything.
1. Mike: "I can't believe I jus-" *sneeze*
Jon: Oh. {Fresh one}.
Jon: Oh. {Fresh one}.