Freshwater
A smell of a prostitute trying to freshen up before her next job.
She smells like freshwater before she went to do her next job.
freshwater square
Douchebags who move from midwestern places such as Nebraska or Wisconsin, to coastal locales like Los Angeles or Brooklyn. Tend to hijack the scene with their trust funds and force long term residents to flee in disgust. Usually sport pseudo-hipster clothing about 4 to 5 years out-of-date.
"The poseurs in Williamsburg are a bunch of freshwater squares."
freshwater starfish
A very rare starfish that lives in freshwater. So rare that it doesn’t exist.
I found a freshwater starfish.
Shut up, no you didn’t, liar.
Shut up, no you didn’t, liar.
freshwater tuna
A homosexual androgonous male who is flamboyant and always well dressed.
I'm a gay fish of the freshwater tuna species.
freshwater woofter
A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.
Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day”
Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”
Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”
Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”
Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”
freshwater jellyfish
Ejaculation as a result of a nearby friend having intercourse in a body of fresh water, with or without you knowing.
Hey bro I just got stung by your freshwater jellyfish.
While enjoying an afternoon swim in Lake Shasta, out of no where this freshwater jellyfish snuck up on me and stung me right in the face.
While enjoying an afternoon swim in Lake Shasta, out of no where this freshwater jellyfish snuck up on me and stung me right in the face.
Freshwater Trini
A person with full Trinidadian dna but was born in the USA.
He is a Freshwater Trini! Both parents from back home but he born in Brooklyn!