freundism
A genetic mutation that makes someone wake up between 3:30am and 4:00am and doesn't let them fall back asleep no matter how much sleep they got the night before and no matter what their plans are for the day
Person A: Why are you awake so early?
Person B: I have freundism, and I can't fall back asleep.
Person B: I have freundism, and I can't fall back asleep.