fridayitis
The seemingly contaigous diseast that effects employees on Fridays. Symptoms include not showing up for work or even calling in, usually triggered by nice weather. Home cures include golfing, taking a trip to the shore or sleeping late and going shopping.
Half the plant is out today.. I think they're suffering from fridayitis.
Fridayers
People who love Fridays! They love them so much that they want to have a relationship with Friday! Most people with this have suicidal thoughts everyday till Friday.
That boy is so happy its Friday because is is Fridayers