Fried Ass
Some thing that smells like burnt toast and swamp ass
Defined by: Chris Bove
Defined by: Chris Bove
That huge bitch smells like fried ass!
ass fries
The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.
Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.
fries my ass
the reactive tense of someone/something fucking with you.
"It fried my ass when urban dictionary kept telling me I was fucking up","He fried my ass when we had to stepin fetchit while he was eating the client's money on his own shit","Having to put up with that idiot really fries my ass."
ass fries
someone who wipes their ass and doesnt wash their hands and touches random objects (such as walls or stairway rails) and some one else touches those objects and eats fries without cleaning their hands hence making those fries ass fries
Matt: Cherie you do realize you're eating ass fries cuz you touched that railing?
Cherie: I dont care!
Matt: All right I just wanted to let you know.
Cherie: I dont care!
Matt: All right I just wanted to let you know.
ass fries
Ass fries are when you have such bad diarrhea that your shit come out yellow & shaped like fries. Top it with a little blood & you got yourself some ketchup & fries!
Dude, I was shitting ass fries this morning. It hurt badddd.
Ass Fries
The act of wiping a fry down the crack of one's ass and proceeding to eat it
"Why does Rob have that fry down the back of his pants?"
"He's making ass fries..."
"He's making ass fries..."
ass-fries
French Fries with the ridges on them that taste like ass and came be found at your local college cafetorium.
"Oh Man Ass-Fries for dinner again, wtf"