Friend Counting
when one notices a -1 on the number of facebook friends due to someone deactivating or blocking; typical behaviors of one trying excessively to retain a nonexistent popularity.
Dave- So I notice you deactivated your facebook the other day.
Gray- Yeah, I thought that it was too distracting. Wait, how did you–
Dave- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?
Yes, Dave was friend counting.
Gray- Yeah, I thought that it was too distracting. Wait, how did you–
Dave- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?
Yes, Dave was friend counting.