friend-sex

Nikki pitched his ‘friend-sex’ idea to Shannon. She said, “I’m seeing someone”, she thought the idea of this ‘friend-sex’ unusual. Getting hard at hearing her say“sex” to him he looked into her eyes and wished he could hold her hands in his replying “I know this, and as a friend I’d do anything you needed me to, as a friend I love you, the last thing I’m wanting to do is ruin our friendship with dating, naw fuck that. Cause we’re friends, right? I know my place. I also know that maybe people aren’t always #1, aren’t always appreciated as they should, are lonely even though they are ‘seeing someone’, I understand that too, sister. Top secret sex stuff between one another, just us involved, no stalking, no disrespect, take it whenever and however you need it. Touch, pleasure, physical gratification, special, anything you say, attention, you first, secret. Anytime, whenever you say. Don’t you get it?? I’m no model so turn the lights down, close your eyes, give in and I promise I’ll make you feel like the only woman in the world, working you and your body over, inspiring your participation in a celebration of you so that in such times together, flesh on flesh connected, alone and close to each other you wish to please as you are pleased. Then when the time is up for then, just call me when you want to come. I’ll be puddy in your hands becoming solid as a totem pole as you wish, the lesbian between your legs if you like, whatever. A secret we share”.

So, I was standing in the bread isle at Giant when Matt approaches me and asks me for "friend-sex"... What the fuck is "friend-sex?!!"

Bob: "Hey, I haven't had sex in a while..."
Jenny: "Ok..."
Bob: "So I was wondering, friend-to-friend..."
Jenny: "Yeah?"
Bob: "Just as a favor, could you hook me up with, like, some... friend-sex?"
Jenny: . . .

Shocked by what she’d heard Shannon said, “I’m seeing someone, Nikki”, thinking this idea of ‘friend sex’ to be strange. Nikki countered “I know this, and as a friend I’d do anything you needed me to, as a friend I love you, the last thing I’m wanting to do is ruin our friendship with dating. Leave all that uncertainty, jealousy, and all the other shit behind with who you’re seeing. Fuck all that. I know my place. I also know that sometimes maybe people aren’t always #1, aren’t always appreciated as they should, are even lonely though they are ‘seeing someone’, I understand that too, sister, and that’s what I’m talking about. Top secret sex stuff, just us involved, take it whenever and however you need it. Touch, pleasure, physical gratification, special, anything you say, attention, you first, secret. Anytime, whenever you say. You get it?? I’m no runway model but they’ve come a long way now with light switches so you could just turn the lights down, close your eyes, give in and I promise you that you will get my best as I make you feel like the only woman in the world. Then I’ll work you and your body over (and over) in such a way to inspire you to actively participate in such an intimacy so that in such times together, flesh on flesh connected, all alone and close you wish to please as you are being pleased. Then when the time is up for then, if you’ve been pretending….just run with that idea and around the rest of the world pretend like it never happened”.

"Lexi, you're awesome. I think we should have friend-sex."

"i slept with dan last night"
"omg really why, i thought u were just friends?"
"we are...it was either dan or jason so i just friend, friend, sexed and i ended up with dan"
"oooh cool....lets go see a movie"

"Yeah, it was super weird. We're definitely better off as friends. Just another case of oops-friend-sex I guess!"

Jimmy and Sarah are good friends and sexaholics who can please each other better than anyone else can.