Friends Syndrome

When you constantly clap the Friends clapping bit whenever someone says friends

A syndrome, usually had by a male, where everyperson they ask out says "I dont think of you as someone I'd date, I just think of you as a good friend."

When you're really close with a member of the opposite sex and would like to date them but they refuse to date you because you are too close and they wouldn't want to make anything awkward between the two of you if the relationship didn't last.

You have best friend syndrome if...
1) You hang out with the person of your dreams more often then your friends. But ARE NOT dating.
2) They ask you to take them to an STD test or a gynecologist appointment. Or go with them as moral support to get Plan B (even though you weren't the one to have sex with her)
3) Other acts that a boy friend/girlfriend would do minus the sexual benefits, emotional attachments and etc.

When you make a new friend and you feel the need to constantly talk to and message them to the point of annoying them. This happens more often with girls than boys, but there are rare cases of Male New Friend Syndrome.

When you date someone and then their best friend (usually a grenade or a choade) starts stalking you.

Usally a guy is the person being jealous. when his good friend finially gets a boyfriend and instead of him being happy for her he is jealous its not him and tries to do anything to break them up.

(usally hapens to guys) is when the person you like is also a really good frined and they would rather be good frineds