frogmore

Unit of measure that describes the total amount of fecal content ingested by a person unintentionally during sexual encounters. Though minuscule from a per encounter perspective, a person with a highly active sex life can be expected to have accidentally consumed more fecal content than someone less active.

A delicious stew originating from the coastal region of South Carolina, in an old settlement called Frogmore. The main ingredients are shrimp, smoked sausage, corn on the cob, and potatoes, but there are several delectable variations that might include other ingredients such as onions, carrots, or whatever you choose to throw in the pot. No, there is no frog involved. The name is from the place in which it was invented.

To make this, you need a very large pot, and preferably a gas cooker. You bring the water to a boil, and put your potatoes, smoked sausage, corn on the cob, and any other vegetables you care to add. When the water returns to a boil, add some Old Bay Seasoning, or a bag of Zatarains Crab Boil. It's okay if the bag bursts, because it only distributes the peppercorns and seasonings better and coats your veggies. When you are satisfied that the potatoes and corn are done, then add a bunch of unpeeled jumbo shrimp, and allow to boil for 10 to 15 minutes, or until the shrimp are done. Turn off the heat, and strain all the water off the stew. It's best if you have prepared a surface to dump the contents into, so that the water can strain off. The idea is to have the food on display so everyone can serve themselves and take what they want. If you haven't tried this stew, then you surely must add it to your bucket list. It's absolutely delicious, and will feed a large group of people. Great for parties!

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