froman

The sausage king of Chicago.

a superhero who uses his enormous afro to fight evil

A member of gamefaqs, often found at RI, usually making cynical/sarcastic comments. He could be described as egotistical, but according to him, he's just plain flippin amazing. Also an X member of The Hallway on Gamefaqs. Rumor has it that he once set fire to a hobo, but that still hasnt checked out yet.
Rumor also has it that his next victom was to be Vdgx, but he was killed by scotty, so thatll have to wait.

A never-seen character in John Hughes' <i>Ferris Bueller's Day Off</i>, not known for keeping appointments. Mr. Froman has a noon reservation for a party of three at Chicago's Chez Quis restaurant, which Ferris and friends steal. The snooty (snotty) maitre'd disbelieves that young Ferris is the erstwhile Sausage King of Chicago, but is successfully deceived through a clever telephone ploy.

One would expect that eventually, Mr. Froman and his two guests would arrive and cause a stir over their usurped table. But he never does, and our teenaged heroes' hijinks continue...

The Sausage King of Chicago

Who Ferris Bueller says he is when trying to get a table in a fancy and expensive restaurant. Abe Froman is supposedly the "Sausage King of Chicago". Also good as a false name when you need one.

A sex act; simultaneous DVDA (double vaginal, double anal) and oral penetration of a woman, while she performs two handjobs.