a mudgepacker

A repressed homesexual who uses blonde highlights in his hair in order to mimic actors from the aussie soap "home and away". He weightlifts excessively due to his extreme sexual frustration,inturn singing the theme tune of the latter soap mentioned all the while fantasizing about having gay sex while licking the deformed ears of borderline down syndromes.
The Mudgepacker is almost always in the company of overweight ginger haired lesbians. Scientists believe this is due to the man-like appears of the lesbian, who the mudgepacker can use as a kind of fag hag, without giving away his homosexually repressed ambitions