froshococcus
An infection most commonly contracted after the completion of Frosh/Orientation/Welcome Week. Most commonly found in post secondary students. Notably vulnerable sub-populations include Freshman and Frosh Leaders. Symptoms include: Sore throat, lost voice, exhaustion, and the desire to cheer at strangers. It also increases susceptibility to real sickness
-"Do you have any idea where John is? He missed his first couple classes of the semester."
-"Oh ya he's at home sick, he came down with a bad case of froshococcus"
-"Oh ya he's at home sick, he came down with a bad case of froshococcus"