frost crotch
the freezing sensation that occurs when you're outside for too long when its cold and the tip of your penis freezes so bad you feel like its getting pricked by needles.
"I just had a 3 hour snow ball fight and my dick hurts like a bitch."
"Oh you must have frost crotch."
"Oh you must have frost crotch."
Crotch frosting
Noun,
when you glaze a woman up like a fresh donut with your load.
when you glaze a woman up like a fresh donut with your load.
dude 1: hey how was your night last night with Amy?
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme
crotch frost
When I girl sticks her hand in ice for ten minutes then grabs your crotch while your sleeping and records it as a hilarious prank
"Bro that bitch Sarah gave me a crotch frost the other day, I had to break up with her..."
Frosted Crotch
The area between a man's legs including the scrotum and penis that either is infested with STD's or has just experienced a horrific snowstorm.
Hey John, that blizzard gave me some bad frosted crotch!