frosted deuce
The act of freezing a turd, with the intent of using it as a dildo once it has frozen solid.
"He's got a big one in the freezer so he can give Felecia a frosted deuce later tonight."
Frosting a Deuce
Jacking off on your shit after you take a dump.
Steve, you need to tell Jake that frosting a deuce at your friends house is totally not cool!
Frosting a Deuce
The act of taking a dump and sculpting it in some desired fashion that, once frozen, can be used as a sex toy.
I caught her frosting a deuce in the freezer. She planned to shove it back in like a dildo in a few hours.