amurta
An amurta is a smelly shoe that has been sitting at the bottom of a lake for fourteen years. If you find one, this is a sign of fall. If someone finds one for you, this is a sign of imminent death. The best way to avoid the curse of an amurta is to rub Amurta's feet approximately five times a day, while eating chunks of your mothers dog.
If I find an amurta, I'm going to give it to my teacher because she is a bitch.