Frosty Wisconsin
When a woman is not putting out, the man therefore has to masturbate. Once he achieves full gratification, he cums in a little dixie cup. He then places the seamen in the freezer for a few days. Three days later, the man offers the seaman for cheese. The cheese must be mixed in with other cheese to complete the frosty Wisconsin.
The stupid bitch did not give me any ass, so I had her a pizza with some Frosty Wisconsin.