frozen dick
A penis that won’t shrink back to normal size after an erection
You still have that boner? You have a frozen dick!
a frozen dick in his hand
left with nothing
He got beat in court so bad that he was left with a frozen dick in his hand.
frozen dick's chance in hell
no way, slim chance, not happening
There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.
Frozen deli dick
A bad case of when your dick is so hard, that it feels like frozen deli meat.
Yo, after no nut November, I had a severe case of frozen deli dick.