frozen rose

how to make a frozen rose
1) a woman must take a used tampon covered with blood
2) put it into the freezer
3) wait till it's frozen (meanwhile, prepare an other one)
4) when it's frozen pul it out of the fridge
5) find a suitable target ( usualy your boyfriend, a gay guy, a straight-edge, an emo or your brother in law.) (require a large anus)
6) now remove his pants
7) make him bow forward
8) escuse yourself for your cold hands
9) now quickly take the tampon and insert it quickly in his ass while he dont expect it.
0) shout a mighty FROZEN ROSE!!!

now you laught and enjoy

a woman freezes a used tampon only to insert it in a man's anus when he least expects it, surprising him. designed to freak a man out.