Frozen Turkey
n: The name given to a set of freshly shaved balls which, with the exposed follicles on the scrotum, resemble the skin on a frozen store-bought turkey.
His frozen turkey felt smooth as he brushed it gently across the girl's nose.
Longer Than Frozen Turkey
Someone that takes seemingly FOREVER or a very long time
"You should be stronger than me but instead you're longer than frozen turkey" from the Amy Winehouse song "Stonger Than Me"