Fruit roll uped
To blow a man with a fruit roll up around his penis. Made popular by Lauren Morman.
Did you hear about justin and lauren?
Yeah! She totally fruit roll uped him!
Yeah! She totally fruit roll uped him!
fruit roll up
When a girl wraps a fruit roll up around your penis and she licks/sucks/nibbles the candy until is dissinagrates on your penis (intercourse highly not reccomended afterwards)
"What did you and that chick do last night?"
"She gave me a fruit roll up if you know what I mean bro."
"She gave me a fruit roll up if you know what I mean bro."
Fruit Roll Up
A Homosexual in a sleeping bag.
Fruit Roll Up
A fruit snack made by Betty Crocker, not a gay person in a sleeping bag or something dirty you idiots.
Person 1: Do you want a fruit roll up?
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.
fruit roll up
when your nut sack sticks to your leg and you have to peel it off like a fruit roll up
Man, it was 97 degrees out today and had the worst case of fruit roll up
Fruit Roll-Up
When two men are having anal sex (back to chest) and the man penetrating reaches around to massage the balls of his penetratee, so they tuck into his abdomen; he then rubs down/up the penis, into the scrotum, as if it were some vagina and clitoris.
When my girlfriend cheated on me I left her for the cutest Fruit Roll-Up from way back when.
Fruit Roll-Up
When you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, wake up, and have to peel your dried cum off your stomach like the wrapper on a Fruit Roll-Up
After jimmy found the video he'd been looking for all night, he had to Fruit Roll-Up himself in the morning.