Frump Factory
A place where homely unkept women, known as Frumps, are produced. Production occurs over varios legnths of time ranging from a few days to many years. The steps to produce Frumps include fattening, lack of hygeine, poor taste in clothing, unkept hair and make-up, etc... Frump factories can be found in almost every geographic location, although, there are higher concentrations of Frump Factories in areas like Utah and North Dakota.
Where did all of these overweight, frizzled hair, mothball smelling, baggy smock wearing women come from? There must be a large Frump Factory located nearby.