frumpty
adj: being sad, depressed, whiney, or otherwise unpleasant in an emo sort of way
Rob was being all frumpty after he broke up with his girl
humpty frumpty
a post menopausal woman: round and wrinkled beyond a cure.
Too many years in the sun sipping margaritas left her looking humpty frumpty. No king would bother sending horses or men to fix her.
frumpty dumpty
Someone who is extremely frumpy.
Frumpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Frumpty Dumpty had no style at all.
frumpty dump
A short dumb looking frumpy person that also has the rare appearance of forgotten feces in the seat of their pants
Say dude look over there at that girl she look like a frumpty dump.