Frunze

(verb) To tighten the asshole

*caution: do not laugh hysterically while frunzing.

Frunz is the complete opposite of lulz. It can only be described as the anti-lulz. It's like uber frowns. Emo kids often suffer from bad frunz, which can stem from listening to shitty emotional music like Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, and Three Days Grace.


The only thing that can combat or stop frunz is totalulz . The dilemma here is that extreme lulz is usually only received by giving someone else frunz. This is the cause of the eternal lulz cycle.

A short lanky man, with a small tuft of hair on top of his head, nad a larger one U know whrere. This type of man is known to cross his legs to keep down the abnormally large item that putrudes from them..... The Frunz people usually wears a very creepy and odd smile, along with a strangely loud laugh which can be heard echoing, and summoning his approach, wherever it might be. Frunz oftens spends most of his time in his office, whree he has much fun "talking" and "teaching" students.

She is the most beautiful person you'll ever meet. She is worth every second of your time, and you'll never regret staying up all night with her. She'll change your life, making it the best you could want it to be. She can make you smile just by smiling herself. You'll disagree at times, but you'll both apologize the next day. You could talk for days about how amazing she is. When you don't see them for a while you may go insane. Once you get to know her, you'll feel protective of her.She's is worth everything. You'll want to be with her forever.