Frustache
(n) def. When a young, pre-pubescent boy and/or half-asian attempts to grow a mustache, only to be thwarted by their genealogical inability to grow any substantial amount of hair.
When was the last time you shaved, John?
5 weeks ago...
Damn son, and that's all the hair you can grow!? You be growing a frustache...
5 weeks ago...
Damn son, and that's all the hair you can grow!? You be growing a frustache...
frustach
a fake mustach
Man you got a frustach going on there!