Amy Schumer

The definition of cringe.

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.

Amy Schumer

is not funny.

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

Amy Schumer

Verb
Attacking them with a vile stench, typically coming from below you waist

“Damn, this bitch Amy Schumered me.”
“Shit, Kyle. Veronica is nasty.”

Amy Schumer

Literally the most unfunny "comedian" to have ever existed. She is only as popular as she is due to feminist and fatties, who adore her, just because she is a woman and "curvy". She can say literally anything about her epic vagina or the countless sex partners she has had, and the crowd will explode in laughter.

Amy Schumer: "Hey guys, penis in my vagina LMAO"
Crowd: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *literally dies from laughter and diet coke*

Amy Schumer

A phAt pig. Now the real question is, are you part of her plan to turn every person that is over 400lbs, has been on a full diet of cheese puffs, diet coke, and dick cheese for half there . WELL, I think you are, so you know what's going to happen? No? Well, I SURE FUCKING DO!!! First, it's going to start with every Arby's in the world taking over the nearest fast good joint, then all the grocery stores. Why only use places? Well, it's bc everyone who has ever FUCKING LIVED has eaten at Arby's, and didn't FUCKING LIKE IT!!!! So they are going to make it where everyone has to only eat Arby's FOREVER.

Let's not go to Arby's, Amy Schumer might take over.

Amy Schumer

Not a comedian as she claims herself.
A clown? yes

Stacey: Hey do you wanna go to the Amy Schumers latest standup comedy show?
Josh: Sorry, I don't see any comedy on her vagina stinking jokes.

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释义	Amy Schumer The definition of cringe. Bus: (crashes) Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career. Amy Schumer is not funny. And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny... Amy Schumer A animal that steals jokes and is a whale Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium! Guy 2: Cool! What did you see? Guy 1: Amy Schumer. Amy Schumer Verb Attacking them with a vile stench, typically coming from below you waist “Damn, this bitch Amy Schumered me.” “Shit, Kyle. Veronica is nasty.” Amy Schumer Literally the most unfunny "comedian" to have ever existed. She is only as popular as she is due to feminist and fatties, who adore her, just because she is a woman and "curvy". She can say literally anything about her epic vagina or the countless sex partners she has had, and the crowd will explode in laughter. Amy Schumer: "Hey guys, penis in my vagina LMAO" Crowd: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA literally dies from laughter and diet coke Amy Schumer A phAt pig. Now the real question is, are you part of her plan to turn every person that is over 400lbs, has been on a full diet of cheese puffs, diet coke, and dick cheese for half there . WELL, I think you are, so you know what's going to happen? No? Well, I SURE FUCKING DO!!! First, it's going to start with every Arby's in the world taking over the nearest fast good joint, then all the grocery stores. Why only use places? Well, it's bc everyone who has ever FUCKING LIVED has eaten at Arby's, and didn't FUCKING LIKE IT!!!! So they are going to make it where everyone has to only eat Arby's FOREVER. Let's not go to Arby's, Amy Schumer might take over. Amy Schumer Not a comedian as she claims herself. A clown? yes Stacey: Hey do you wanna go to the Amy Schumers latest standup comedy show? Josh: Sorry, I don't see any comedy on her vagina stinking jokes.
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