Ftuck
(verb) To provide a person with a Tonsure style haircut most commonly associated with Friar Tuck from the tales of Robin Hood. The top of the recipient’s scalp is shaved in a circular motion leaving the hair long on all sides. The act is typically unwelcome by the recipient and the result of a sports team/club initiation or the loss of a bet.
If Christopher comes in last in the big race, he has agreed that we can Ftuck his hair up.
ftuck
A misspelling of fuck, used not to offend others.
"I just spilled my coffee all over my shirt. Ftuck!"