fuck a brick

When you are very surprised and cant think of anything to say you look at pile of bricks and say :FUCk A BRICK"

Or shit a brick, but worse

When an individual intends to say "fuck a duck" and "shit a brick" in consecutive order, but the thoughts have become muddled in their mind, thus resulting in a shortened word, containing elements from both expletives.

Similarly, the individual may say "shit a duck", although this is less commonly encountered.

An exclamation used in reference to a mishap

A really stout person that tries to lay on You. Their like “ Baby I love you “, and try to show you by hugging and squeezing the loving air out of you. You try to reciprocate but all you can say is “ Get off me your like a fucking brick.

1. Something to say instead of "Shit!" when you mess up or fuck up. It sounds cooler.
2. You could always add I will to the beggining.... And then people think you're crazy
3. Something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (So very mad)

Normally used to express surprise or relief.