Fuckallology
Fuckallallogy (pronounced Fuck-all-ology), is an area of study where you learn to do absolutely FUCK ALL. Fuckallology can be taken as high as Doctorate (Dr.), at this level individuals will have mastered the art of doing fuck all.
Oh, you've been jobless and on the dole for house many years? 5? You must have a doctorate in Fuckallology!