Fuck an Egg
An expression used as a response when unable to qualify or quantify a ridiculous, impossible, and/or unreasonable statement or question- and the statement maker asshat requires a response that will make him/her think about why they would have spoken in the first place.
Margaret : I will live well, traveling the world with my makeup and hair squad, but I’ll stay humble so I really understand the people.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.
Me: oh, fuck an egg.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.
Me: oh, fuck an egg.
Fucking Egg
An insult for someone that is an idiot.
"Hey you know that kid Joe? Yeah he's a fucking egg."
A fucking egg
What is a fucking egg you may ask? It is a term one uses as an action for when a mate does a retarded action or says something retarded.
Person 1: Did you just ram into my neighbour's door?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...
fucking eggs on toast
That's "fucking eggs on toast" can refer to good news.
That's fucking eggs on toast mate
steal her fucking eggs
when you see that biddy, and you know she wants it, but she doesn't know she wants it, so you have to sneak in and inseminate her - effectively stealing her weird little internal eggs and fertilizing the shit out of em.
See also: vaginal rape
See also: vaginal rape
John: "What up biddy?"
Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."
John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"
John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"
Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."
John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"
John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"