fuck custard
Thick semen. As found in good porno movies after the pop shot.
Dude 1: "I just watched 'Bukkake Cum Sluts Vol. 6' - man, I ain't seen so much fuck custard ever!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"
Custard Fuck
1.A custard fuck is when a man or women rubs custard all over the other sex partner and starts fucking them. The heat from the bodies cause the custard to turn into milk.
Custard Types
1. Vanilla
2. Chocolate
3. Swirl
Custard Types
1. Vanilla
2. Chocolate
3. Swirl
Gerald bought custard from rita's and went home to custard fuck his girlfriend.
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piss stained fuck custard
spunk contaminated with stale piss
she is a piss stained fuck custard