Fucked the toaster
An expression for when you have absolutely, irrevocably fucked up and hurt yourself severely in the process.
Jimmy said "I do, Amanda." to Jenny during their wedding vows, she kicked him in the balls and stormed out. Jimmy really fucked the toaster on that one.
national fuck a toaster day
National fuck a toaster day is where you fuck a toaster with your pp or a strapon
Ohh yeahh toaster you feel this now ohhh my pp but hope you like this toaster since it's national fuck a toaster day
Fuck Mothering Toaster Strudel
That one little smug son of a bitch that will stick itself up your mothers' anus
Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"
Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"
"Oh, damn! that fuck mothering toaster strudel sent itself up my mom's ass again!"
National fuck a toaster day April 24
Fuck a toaster On April 24th
Stick your dick in a toaster for national “fuck a toaster day”
Stick your dick in a toaster for national “fuck a toaster day”
Wow I can’t wait to fuck a toaster on National fuck a toaster day April 24