fuck ex
Term used to describe situations that are completely fucked up (mass confusion).
random dude #1: Dude, what the fuck took you so long?
random dude #2: It was a total fuck ex in there.
random dude #2: It was a total fuck ex in there.
FUCK YOUR EX DAY
The day you fuck your ex
GUY: LETS FUCK
GIRL: DONT TALK TO ME ANYMORE AND NO
GUY: BUT ITS NATIONAL FUCK YOUR EX DAY
GIRL:OKAY LETS DO IT
GIRL: DONT TALK TO ME ANYMORE AND NO
GUY: BUT ITS NATIONAL FUCK YOUR EX DAY
GIRL:OKAY LETS DO IT
National fuck your ex day
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it’s June 18 national fuck your ex day
Ex: ok then let’s do it!
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it’s June 18 national fuck your ex day
Ex: ok then let’s do it!
National fuck your ex day June 18
National fuck your ex day
March 23rd
National fuck your ex day.
It’s a day where you pick ur favorite ex, and sleep with them multiple times in the same day.
National fuck your ex day.
It’s a day where you pick ur favorite ex, and sleep with them multiple times in the same day.
Joe: “Hey wanna fuck”
Sarah: “No tf?”
Joe: “But it’s march 23rd it’s national fuck your ex day”
Sarah: “Oh okay let’s go”
Sarah: “No tf?”
Joe: “But it’s march 23rd it’s national fuck your ex day”
Sarah: “Oh okay let’s go”
National fuck your ex day
A day to celebrate your bitch ex who treated you wrong and left you for a stupid reason after finding someone new!
Did you know today is national fuck your ex day?
National fuck ur ex day
It December 4th fuck ur ex
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
ex-fucking-spand
The act of placing a 'fucking' in the middle of a word to create a feeling of urgency or to make a point.
Ex-fucking-spand 'ed version!
Boss: Re-fucking-locate those folders!
Employee: 'Sounds important, better get that done!'
Regular version!
Boss: Relocate those folders!
Employee: It can probably wait until I finish this game of minesweeper.
Boss: Re-fucking-locate those folders!
Employee: 'Sounds important, better get that done!'
Regular version!
Boss: Relocate those folders!
Employee: It can probably wait until I finish this game of minesweeper.