Fuck-flustered
The experience that occurs when someone demands a straight answer to what they think is an easy and direct question and you are unable to think straight because of a mixture of autistic sensory overload combined with OCD rules to make whatever you say both ‘right’ and ‘equal’, which ends up with you either talking slow or blanking out and the questioner ends up thinking you are dense, square, slow, and/or a retard or that you weren’t listening.
Johnny asked me a question and I wanted my answer to be the right words so that it would be applicable to several of his alters and I wasn’t able to answer fast enough for him because I was so fuck-flustered and he called me dense.
fluster-fucked
being in such a flustered state so as to be completely "fucked"; unable to address any single problem on account of one's flustered state of being.
One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.
fluster fuck
n. A person who is crazily stupid with love/lust
"Did you hear about how Jackie got married within the week?"
"Yeah, she's such a fluster fuck."
"Yeah, she's such a fluster fuck."
Fluster-Fucked
1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.
Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.
2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.
Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.
3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.
Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.
4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.
Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.
2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.
Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.
3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.
Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.
4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.
Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.