Anaconda Brown
Something I heard a guy in my dream say to describe a particularly long and thick piece of shit.
Guy 1: Look at this piece of shit I found on my lawn.
Guy 2: Wow, shit's longer than my dick and thicker than my dick too... who laid that? An elephant?
Guy 3: Aw yeah, that's some anaconda brown, right there.
Guy 2: Wow, shit's longer than my dick and thicker than my dick too... who laid that? An elephant?
Guy 3: Aw yeah, that's some anaconda brown, right there.