fucking jacket
What angry, forgetful people call regular jackets most of the time, because they can't keep track of it. May or may not actually be used when fucking.
Them: Where's my fucking jacket?
You: Over there, next to your regular one.
Them: What?
You: Nevermind
You: Over there, next to your regular one.
Them: What?
You: Nevermind
Fuck Jacket
A Condom.
"A Fuck Jacket is a critical defense against Unwanted Pregnancy."
"I always make sure to have a Fuck Jacket on me in case of random strange."
"I always make sure to have a Fuck Jacket on me in case of random strange."