fucking kill
When Steve Ballmer killes, or vowes to kill someone.
To fucking kill someone might involve throwing a chair.
To fucking kill someone might involve throwing a chair.
I'm going to fucking bury that guy. I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google. *Throws chair*
-- Steve Ballmer
-- Steve Ballmer
I’ll fucking kill ya
A statement to use at one of ya mates when he is being a shit cunt
Oi Chappy, i’ll Fucking kill ya
Please fucking kill me
When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.
Random guy: have you heard of Loli?
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.
i want to fucking kill myself
When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."
Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."
i wanna fucking kill myself
i dont like life :(
Person a: Hey, what's good?
Person b: I wanna fucking kill myself
Person b: I wanna fucking kill myself
im gonna fucking kill somebody disease
Being in extreme heat you will get “I’m gonna fucking kill somebody disease”
Symptoms:
- Too hot outside, for a bit too long
Symptoms:
- Too hot outside, for a bit too long
Person 1: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY DISEASE, ITS SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE
fuck-marry-kill
A game that is played in a group. One person gets three names chosen by the group. The names are people he/she knows or it could be celebrities.
Then that person chooses which of those three he/she would fuck, marry, and kill.
*Note: Choosing people they know, from school for example, makes it more fun and interesting. This is not intended for literal thoughts.
Then that person chooses which of those three he/she would fuck, marry, and kill.
*Note: Choosing people they know, from school for example, makes it more fun and interesting. This is not intended for literal thoughts.
"Ok. Tom, Megan Fox, and Matt. Fuck-marry-kill."
"Ummm alright, I would fuck Megan Fox,
marry Tom and kill Matt."
"Ummm alright, I would fuck Megan Fox,
marry Tom and kill Matt."